Sweet car ride! Wish I had this!
Why did the car salesman stop selling cars?
Answer: He got Fired
Joe was excited. He just passed his drivers test and got his license. He went home and goes to his dad and says, “I just got my driver’s license and I want to use the car.” Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make sure the yard is kept clean, and cut your hair. Come back in a week after your math test and well see how everything is.” Well, the week passed and Joe comes into the house with his math test in his hand. “Dad, I got an A on my test I’ve been keeping my room clean and the yard is cut and free of weeds. How about letting me use the car?” Father replies, “That’s all true, but son you didn’t cut your hair.” Son says, “But, dad, Jesus had long hair.” Father replies, “Yes, son, you’re perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went.”
#Joke - #Funny
A couple of young tourists are pulled over by the CHP. The officer walks up, asks for the driver’s license and registration, and when he doesn’t get it quickly enough, whacks the driver in the head. “That’s for not having your driver’s license ready,” he snaps. “I ain’t got all day.” After he issues the driver a ticket, the patrolman walks around to the other side of the car and whacks the passenger in the head.
"Owwww!" hollers the passenger. "What’d you do that for?"
"That’s to make your dream come true," replied the cop. "I know that when you’d gotten a half-mile down the road, you were gonna say to your friend here, ‘Wish he’d tried that with me!’"